I Think Everybody Has A Secret Life.

If Wishes Were Horses, Beggars Would Ride.

If You Want To Know What's Important To A Culture, Learn Their Language.

Of Course I Didn't Pioneer The Use Of Food In Fiction: It Has Been A Standard Literary Device Since Chaucer And Rabelais, Who Used Food Wonderfully As A Metaphor For Sensuality.

Some People Spend The Whole Of Their Lives Sitting Waiting For One Train, Only To Find That They Never Even Made It To The Station.

I Love It When My Books Cause Controversy, When People Argue Violently About The Ending.