I Think Comparisons Are Odious.

Don't Worry About The Horse Being Blind, Just Load The Wagon.

That's The Biggest Gap In Sports, The Difference Between The Winner And The Loser Of The Super Bowl.

Playing In This Nice Weather Really Makes Me Remember All The Times I Got Stung By A Bee.

Coaches Have To Watch For What They Don't Want To See And Listen To What They Don't Want To Hear.

He Might Want To Watch Where He Lands When Tackling That Guy, Because He Could Really Hurt His Hand If It Gets Stepped On.