I Think Comedy Is A Really, Really

It's Fun For Me To Couple Emotion With Comedy. I Think It Helps Comedy. I Think A Lot Of Times American Comedies Don't Play On Emotion Too Much.

My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

You Save 15 More Minutes Of Sleep If You Are A Man And You Don't Have To Shave.

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

I Think Sadness And Anger Are Really Fertile Ground For Comedy. No One Is Really Interested In A Happy Person Doing Comedy.