I Think Chris Rock At The Oscars

It's Great To Be Recognized When I'm Looking For A Table At A Crowded Restaurant, But I Still Don't Put It To Best Use. I'm Such A Lump. I Won't Cut The Line. It's My Catholic Guilt. I Gotta Get Used To It

My Wife Has Brought Great Beauty Into My Life. And My Daughter Has Brought Me Nothing But Joy. Those Qualities Were Greatly Lacking.

You Can Be Childlike Without Being Childish. A Child Always Wants To Have Fun. Ask Yourself, 'am I Having Fun?'

I'm Just An Actor, But If The Extra Part Of It Is That I'm Helping People Or People Are Being Helped By The Virtue Of What We're Doing, Then That's Just A Really Nice Added Extra.

Look, I Hate To Sound Like Pollyanna, But I Literally Can't Wait To Get To Work In The Morning. I've Got Steady Jobs, I've Got My Health, And I'm Here In The Greatest City In The World. I'd Be A Pig Not To Be Grateful