I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

I Weirdly Do Consider Myself An Optimist About Love.

I Went To A Place Recently I Think Is One Of The Most F**ked Up Places I've Ever Been To. I'm Convinced This Place Is The Epitome Of American Excess, Of American Greed. I'm Talking About A Place Called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If You Have Not Been There, The Basic Gist Of Cold Stone Is That They Take Ice Cream And Then They Just Go Ape Sh*t With It.

I Write Characters That Are Based On Elements Of People I Know And Experiences I've Really Had.

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'