I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

Sometimes You Gotta Work A Little, So You Can Ball A Lot.

I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps' In My Wallet. That's What I Call Condoms.

Fiddling Knobs, Touching Keys, Having Fun With A Full Grown Man.

I Weirdly Do Consider Myself An Optimist About Love.

Let's Have A Moment Of Silence For All The Chubby Asian Dudes That Are Getting 'gangnam Style!' Yelled At Them By Bros Around The World.