I Thank Heaven We Have Had Baseball

If I'd Just Tried For Them Dinky Singles I Could've Batted Around .600.

I've Heard People Say That The Trouble With The World Is That We Haven't Enough Great Leaders. I Think We Haven't Enough Great Followers. I Have Stood Side By Side With Great Thinkers - Surgeons, Engineers, Economists; People Who Deserve A Great Following - And Have Heard The Crowd Cheer Me Instead.

Reading Isn't Good For A Ballplayer. Not Good For His Eyes. If My Eyes Went Bad Even A Little Bit I Couldn't Hit Home Runs. So I Gave Up Reading.

How To Hit Home Runs: I Swing As Hard As I Can, And I Try To Swing Right Through The Ball... The Harder You Grip The Bat, The More You Can Swing It Through The Ball, And The Farther The Ball Will Go. I Swing Big, With Everything I've Got. I Hit Big Or I Miss Big. I Like To Live As Big As I Can.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.