I Tend To Turn Down Books Originally

I Gave You Three Proofs Of Witchcraft. A Cat That Drinks Blood! A Horse That Talks! And A Man Who Propagates Poodles!

Cause If You Shoot A Bullet Someone Dies. If You Drop A Bomb Many Die. You Hit A Woman, Love Dies. But If You Say The F-word... Nothing Actually Happens.

It's Impossible To Overvalue The Importance Of Television - Both In Its Serious And Less Serious Functions. It's One Of Our Most Important Ways Of Finding Out The Truth - And Also Of Changing The World, And Finding Out What In The World Needs Changing. It's Also An Immense Bringer Of Joy - I Learnt How To Laugh Through Television, And Now My Children And I, Every Day Of Every Week, Share The Joy And Stupidity Of Tv Shows - They Actually Make Us Happy

You See, That's The Whole Point Of Being In Government. If You Don't Like Something You Simply Make Up A Law That Makes It Illegal.

Most Writers Can Write Books Faster Than Publishers Can Write Checks.