I Tend To Come Home And Eat

I Am Literally The Worst Person At Keeping Secrets. I'd Be The Worst Spy Of All Time.

People Expect All Women To React The Same To Pregnancy. But Anyone Who's Been Around Pregnant Women Knows That It's Not All Cutesy And Sweet. You Spaz Out And You're Angry And You Have Tantrums.

Dear Baby, I Hope Someday Somebody Wants To Hold You For 20 Minutes Straight And That's All They Do. They Don't Pull Away. They Don't Look At Your Face. They Don't Try To Kiss You. All They Do Is Wrap You Up In Their Arms And Hold On Tight, Without An Ounce Of Selfishness To It.

I Like Getting To Be In The Adult World A Little Bit And Then Getting To Be In The Mom World And Cook Dinners. And, For Me, That Balance Is What Makes It Nice.

Naps Are The Key To Relieving Stress. When You Are Working On Two Hours Of Sleep, The Fact That Cheese Comes On Something When You Ordered It With No Cheese Is Enough To Send You Crying Under The Covers For An Hour.