I Teach Sunday School, Motherf*****.

Oops! I Always Thought Peta Stood For Please Eat This Animal.

You Can Make An Omelette Without Breaking Eggs. It's Just A Really Bad Omelette.

There's A Wonderfully Cooperative Relationship Between Management And Labor Right Now. Much Like The Historic Partnership Between Oranges And A Juicer.

Obamacare Needs The Premiums Of Healthier People To Cover The Costs Of Sicker People. It's A Devious Con That Can Only Be Described As Insurance.

News For The Godless: Religion Is Inescapable. There Has Never Been A Human Society Without Some Form Of Worship. And Don't Point To Communist Societies Like The Soviet Union - They Worshipped Blue Jeans.