I Take The Good With The Bad.

I'm An Actor - It's Not Brain Surgery. If I Do My Job Right, People Won't Ask For Their Money Back.

I've Never Really Fancied Mexican Food. A Taco Rather Minds Me Of A Puncture Outfit.

I Met My Wife Through Playing Golf. She Is French And Couldn't Speak English And I Couldn't Speak French, So There Was Little Chance Of Us Getting Involved In Any Boring Conversations - That's Why We Got Married Really Quickly.

Sometimes A Woman Just Needs To Be Slapped.

I Admit I'm Being Paid Well, But It's No More Than I Deserve. After All, I've Been Screwed More Times Than A Hooker.