I Sympathize With Every Kitchen Porter.

I Never Really Sympathised With Peter Parker.

I'm No Good At The One-liner Thing. It's Just Not Me.

I Think Everyone Still Thinks I'm 13.

I'm A Hard-mouthed North-eastern Lad. That's Me - The Eminem Of Northeast England.

It's A Difficult Position. Do You Endanger Your Child To Fight For The Right Thing, Or Do You Keep Your Mouth Shut And Let Your Child Grow Up In A World Where Their Natural Rights Are Stripped Away From Them?