I Suppose We're Not Supposed To Judge

Being A Conservative Union Member Is Almost Like Being An Actor In Hollywood: You Don't Dare Say It, Or You Might Be Injured On The Job, Or You Might Be Laid Off, Or Your Family Might Have Something Happen To Them.

You Can Use The Tax Code To Make People Smoke Less. You Can Use The Tax Code To Make 'em Smoke More. You Can Use The Tax Code To Make 'em Buy Beer Or Buy Less Beer, More Booze Or Less Booze. You Can Screw The Tax Code Around To Make 'em Make More Charitable Contributions. You Think They're Going To Get Rid Of This Power? Ain't No Way, Fool.

There Are Many Lessons People Can Learn About The Left. One Of The Key Lessons Is They Never Give Anything Up. Once They Begin A Quest, They Don't Stop Until They've Got It. The Other Thing That You Need To Learn Is, They're Never Happy Even After They Succeed. They Are Never Happy Because There Can Never Be Enough To Satisfy Them.

What Is A Fair Shot For A Job Applicant? An Interview? Or Getting The Job? See, With Obama, The Opportunity Is Not What's Fair; It's The Outcome. He's Gonna Dictate The Outcome. And The Premise Is That The Longest Term Unemployed Person Is The One Who's Been Screwed The Most. These Evil Employers Have Got Something Against These People That Have Been Out Of Work The Longest. And Obama's Here To Level That Playing Field. So If You're Out Of Work Longer Than Anybody Else, That's All That Matters. You Are At The Top Of The Hiring List.

I'm Telling You, The Theory That John F. Kennedy's Assassination Is What Flipped The Left In This Country Upside Down And Sent 'em Into This Out-of-control Place They Are Now, I Believe It. I Think It Did. They Can't Get Their Arms Around The Fact That A Communist Killed Their Guy. They Just Can't Come To Grips With It, And That's Why They Have To Revise History And Make It Like Dallas Did It - This Festering Boil Of Rabid Extremism, Anti-government, Right-wing Hatred!