I Suppose I'm Like Most Coaches Now,

After You Retire, There's Only One Big Event Left....and I Ain't Ready For That.

To Have The Kind Of Year You Want To Have, Something Has To Happen That You Can't Explain Why It Happened. Something Has To Happen That You Can't Coach.

Son, You've Got A Good Engine, But Your Hands Aren't On The Steering Wheel.

If Short Hair And Good Manners Won Football Games, Army And Navy Would Play For The National Championship Every Year.

I’m Praying For A Misdemeanor