I Still Tour Like A Man Possessed,

I'm Militantly Anti-drug Abuse But Love Everything Keith Richards And Some Other Drug Goofballs Do.

There Are Hundreds Of Millions Of Gun Owners In This Country, And Not One Of Them Will Have An Accident Today. The Only Misuse Of Guns Comes In Environments Where There Are Drugs, Alcohol, Bad Parents, And Undisciplined Children. Period.

Animals Have Rights, To Be Smothered With Garlic And Butter!

The Government Is So Out Of Control. It Is So Bloated And Infested With Fraud And Deceit And Corruption And Abuse Of Power.

I Don't Objectify Women. I'd Like To Think That I'm Optimizing Their Hardware.