I Still See Myself As A Bit

I Don't See Myself As Part Of An Acting Fraternity Or A Comedy Fraternity.

Dear Religion, This Week I Safely Dropped A Man From Space While You Shot A Child In The Head For Wanting To Go To School. Yours, Science.

A Joke Isn't Yours. It's Used And You Don't Know Where It's Been.

I Like My Baths Really Deep And Hot. But Washing Everything Only Takes A Few Minutes. So I Thought It Would Be A Waste To Just Flush All That Water Away. So There Was Nothing Else To Do But Take Pictures Of Myself Trying To Look As Horrendous As Possible. Oh My, What Have I Started?

You Now Have The Least Amount Of Time You've Ever Had, To Do Everything You've Ever Wanted To Do. Enjoy Your Life. You Only Get One