I Still Put Punctuation In My Texts.

It Was Like Orderin A Hamburger And Getting Only The Buns" (after Brooke White Of Season 7 On American Idol Sang The Song 'hero' By Mariah Carey)

Beyonce Is Good-looking. Jennifer Lopez Is Good-looking. Madonna Used To Be Good-looking.

If I Tape An 11-hour Day, Guess Which Parts End Up On Air. Not The Bits When I'm Pleasant, But The Parts When I'm Obnoxious.

Normally If I Go To One Of These Things I'm In And Out In Five Minutes, But At Pride Of Britain I Stay To The End. It's A Fantastic Show. But It's Incredibly Hard On The Night When You Meet All The Kids And Hear Their Stories. They Do Get To You.

I Thought The First Two Seasons Of America's Got Talent Were Good. I Think This One Is The Best One By A Mile Because They - You See The Difference This Year, I Think, With The Crowd Being Effectively The Fourth Judge. But Most Importantly, I Think That These Shows Have To Have A Relevance Because If You're Not Finding Stars At The Back Of These Shows - Whether It's Idol Or Got Talent - They're A Complete Waste Of Time.