I Still Like Doing Stand-up Now, But

When I Was A Kid You Always Heard About The Israeli Army And You Always Heard About This Tiny Little Country And How Everyone Around Them Wants Them Gone, And Every Time Somebody Comes After Them They Take Care Of Business. And So As A Jewish Kid You Were Proud Of That.

Some Of Us Will Never Ever Find True Love. Take, For Instance Me. And I'm Pretty Sure That Guy Right There. And That Lady With The Sideburns. And Basically Everybody At Table Nine.

I Finished A Big Book The Other Day. 421 Pages. That's A Lot Of Coloring When You Think About It.

I Do Want Children. I Study Dads More. I Watch What They Go Through. I Admire My Father More Than I Ever Did And My Brother And My Sister.

I'm A Big Fan Of Money. I Like It, I Use It, I Have A Little. I Keep It In A Jar On Top Of My Refrigerator. I'd Like To Put More In That Jar. That's Where You Come In.