I Still Have To Work On My

I Used To Think That You Could Get To A Level Of Success Where The Laws Of The Universe Didn't Apply. But They Do. It's Still Life On Life's Terms, Not On Movie-star Terms. I Still Have To Work At Relationships. I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!

Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers Gotta Hug.

Basically, I Only Play One Character; I Just Play Him At Different Volumes.