I Still Have A Young Attitude.

The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was Not Only A Rarity, It Was Non-existent.

I Didn't Have A Childhood.

I Began In An Era Where Four-letter Words Were Not Allowed.

The Japanese Couldn't Have Been All Bad During World War Ii. Look At All The Movies Hollywood Was Able To Make On Account Of Them. The Indians Weren't The Only Bad Guys. Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.

I Never Was Able To Do Karate. That's Calling Me A Good Actor. I Act Like I Can Do Anything.