I Still Feel Thirty, Except When I

There's A Lot Of Cynicism. Let's Really Enjoy Christmas, With All That's Going On In The World.

You May Not Think I'm A Sex Symbol, But I Became A Father At The Age Of 48. Now Young People Think Of Me As A Mini-folk Hero Because It's Difficult For Them To Believe A Man Of My Age Is Sexually Active.

You Should Have A Value System. You Can Win If You Stick With Your Value System.

One Of The First Things That You Learn As A Stand-up Is, You're The Boss. It's Your Stage, And Don't Screw With Me Because I'll Make You Look Bad, Which I Had To Do, Because You Wind Up With Drunks And Loud People.

I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To Play An Elf; I Could Just Play An Elf.