I Still Feel Thirty, Except When I

I've Been A Very Lucky Actor.

Don't Ever Have Two Dogs. That Way You Won't Know Which One To Blame.

Comedians Are Never Really On Vacation Because You're Always At Attention... That Antenna Is Always Out There.

I Still Feel Thirty, Except When I Try To Run.

I Don't Know How Many Sacred Cows There Are Today. I Think There's A Little Confusion Between Humor And Gross Passing For Humor. That's Kind Of Regrettable.