I Started Dealing With Weapons On The

I'd Like To Think, If I Was Ever In A Fight, I'd Win, Although I'd Probably Run In The Opposite Direction.

I Am Much More Productive Late At Night Because I Have No One To Look To For Entertainment Aside From Myself.

I Thought That I'd Have A Briefcase-and-power-suit Career.

I Love Stretching In The Morning. It's The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Because Getting A Good Back-crack Is So Extremely Satiating. I Feel Taller When I Finally Stand.

The List Of Problems That We All Experience May Be Endless, But I Honestly Cannot Abide By The Rule That, 'he Who Yells Louder Is Heard.'