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Real People Are Good And Grumpy. They're Nice And Mean. And I Come From A Nice And Mean Family. My Mom Was Nice, And My Dad Was Mean. So I Would've Served Myself A Lot Better If Louie Lundgren Would've Blown Up At Some Of The People He Was Talking To. I Think It Would've Really Served Everybody Better. We'd Probably Still Be On The Air!

Azhar Usman Is A True Original And Will Laugh The Hate Right Out Of You.

God And The Universe Said To Me One Day, "you're Only Going To Get What's Good For You." That's Kind Of How I Try To Look At Things. Isn't That True, When You Look Back At Things? "ooh, I'm Glad I Didn't Get That!" You Get More Philosophical When You Get Older, With The More Life Experiences You Have. But I Don't Have Any Bad Feelings Towards Anybody That Was Ever Involved In Any Of That Stuff, Because I Don't Think That People Usually Set Out To Hurt You. I Think That Hurt Is All Manufactured By Yourself And Your Expectations.

When I Say, 'i Can't Stay Long, I'm In-between Meals,' That Plays Differently On The Radio Than It Does In Person. So I Have To Pick Material That Works Because The Words Are Funny, Not Just Because Of The Images.

I Live In California, The Worst Place In The World For Fat People. There Are Three Of Us. They Have Us On Eight-hour Shifts, So It Works Out.