I Spent The '90s Trying To Hide

When I Received My First Paycheck From My Now Known Day Job, I Spent It On A Period Craftsman Chair And A Frank Lloyd Wright-wannabe Lamp. With My Second Paycheck, I Bought A Stereo.

[fatherhood] Is Everything.... The Hardest Job In The World, The Most Rewarding Job In The World.... We Put In Long Days. And To Go Home And Have Dinner With Your Kids, And Have To Discipline One Of Them Who's Out Of Line, And Still Have The Energy For That Is.... I Can't Explain The Fulfillment Of That, But It Is Everything.

You Know I've Been In These Tabloids For Years Now. And At Some Point You Just Become A Zen Master Of It All. Most Of These Stories, You Get Probably 2 Percent Real Fruit Juice And The Rest Is Just Garbage With No Nutritional Value.

Your Shame Will Be Your Torture, And Your Torture Will Be Your Life. I Wish It Long.

The Scouts [in "moneyball"] Could Lend An Authenticity That's Even Beyond What We Had On The Page.