I Spent All Night Feeding The Homeless

My Ultimate Goal Is To Do Whatever I Want, Whenever I Want To Do It. And That Keeps Changing. I Didn't Want To Host My Own Show Until I Wrote For Someone Else's.

That's The Worst Way You Can Hear About Comedy Material: From A Third Person's Blog Story That They Wrote When They Were Upset.

Valentine's Day Was Created By The Greeting Card Industry To Get Pussy.

I Was Always Fascinated By Forbidden Things People Didn't Want To Talk About, Like Death.

I Think Brilliant Stuff Comes Out Of Working With Limitations. One Liners Are Very Limiting, But That's What Drew Me To Them In The First Place.