I Speak For The Trees!

You Ought To Be Thankful A Hole Heaping Lot, For The Places And People You're Lucky You're Not!

Onward Up Many A Frightening Creek, Though Your Arms May Get Sore And Your Sneakers May Leak. Oh! The Places You'll Go!

A Kid Is A Guy I Never Wrote Down To. He's Interested In What I Say If I Make It Interesting.

And Will You Succeed? Yes Indeed, Yes Indeed! Ninety-eight And Three-quarters Percent Guaranteed!

In My World, Everyone's A Pony And They All Eat Rainbows And Poop Butterflies!