I Sort Of Always Like To Write

If The English Had Deep-dish Pizza They Could Have Kept Their Empire.

Read A Lot. Write A Lot. Have Fun.

I Believe It Is Impossible To Make Sense Of Life In This World Except Through Art.

The Activities Of These Parasites And Degenerates Gave Rise To Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, And Also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, And Mama, Which Is Like Dada Only Nicer.

My Parents Believe In The Principle Of ‘sink Or Swim,’ Or ‘what Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger ― Or It Kills You.” From “the Education Of Robert Nifkin