I Smoke To Fill The Potholes In

If You Are Living For Tomorrow, You Will Always Be One Day Behind.

Nicotine Patches Are Great. Stick One Over Each Eye And You Can't Find Your Fags.

Nonsmokers--this Is For You And You Only. Ready? Nonsmokers Die Every Day. Sleep Tight.

Watching Television Is Like Taking Black Spray Paint To Your Third Eye.

If You're So Pro-life, Do Me A Favour: Don't Lock Arms And Block Medical Clinics. If You're So Pro-life, Lock Arms And Block Cemeteries.