I Smoke Goody, No Glaucoma.

Bad Decisions, Good Intentions.

When A Good Thing Goes Bad Its Not The End Of The World. Its Just The End Of A World, That You Had With One Girl.

You Don't Make Stupid Internet Videos Or Show People You Have Too Much Free Time, You Just Say The Right Things And They'll Be Like, "damn This Dude's A Real Person And I Can Relate To That." That Can Make Somebody's Life, That Can Make Somebody's Day, That Can Be A Line That They Never Forget.

What You'll Always Get From Me Is A Variety Of Emotions. Whenever You Listen To My Cd, Whether You're The Hardest Dude Or The Bitterest Cat, I'll Give You A Real Story To Think About.

Are Any Of Yall Into Girls Like I Am Les-bi-anest