I Sit Waiting For Things That I

I Can Never Be The Hero Now. You Have To Be Young And All That Stuff. I Used To Be The Hero.

I Have Never Seen It (jaws 4) But By All Accounts It Is Terrible. However, I Have Seen The House That It Built And It Is Terrific.

I'm A Frustrated Stand-up Comic. If You Hand Me A Microphone And I Get One Laugh, Then I'll Go On For 20 Minutes.

80 Percent Of Any Gang Is Not There To Attack Someone. They're There So No One Will Attack Them.

I Spent My Life In The Library Reading Books.