I Sing And Play The Guitar, And

I've Always Wanted Male Friends That I Could Be Real Intimate With And Talk About Important Things With And Be As Affectionate With That Person As I Would Be With A Girl.

If It's Illegal To Rock And Roll, Throw My Ass In Jail!

I Wish I Would Tell Our Audience That We Don't Hate Them Without Sounding Cheesy.

After I Reached My Teens I Decided I Didn't Want To Hang Out With Anyone. I Couldn't Handle The Stupidity.

We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded. We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough. People Can Relate To That.