I'm Not Trying To Take Cate Blanchett

Until You Have Kids, You Can't Imagine How Much You Could Possibly Love A Human Being.

I Married My Husband Who Is Thirteen Years Older, So I Will Always Be A Trophy Wife For Him.

The Things That Happen In Your Life Are Either Your Choices Or Opportunities And Lessons The Universe Has Put Before You. Life On Earth Is Like College And We're All Just Trying To Pass The Courses.

I Have To Really Enjoy Someone's Personality, Not Just Their Looks, Before I'll Kiss Them.

If You're Billed As A Comedian, People Will Accept Anything You Say As Light-hearted And Not With Intent Behind It.