I Shot That Sucker Right In The

A Woman's Never Too Old To Make An Idiot Of Herself. It Goes Along With Equality Of The Sexes And Potty Parity.

When People Ask What You Do, Tell Them You're A Writer. Put Yourself On The Line. Make A Commitment.

You're A Marshmallow. Soft And Sweet And When You Get Heated Up You Go All Gooey And Delicious."-

The Elevator Doors Opened, And Ranger Stepped Out And Spied Tank Stretched Out On The Carpet. "fainted," I Said. Ranger Walked To Tank And Stood Hands On Hips, Staring Down At Him. "tank Doesn't Faint. I've Been In Firefights With Him. He's A Rock." "well, The Rock Fainted.

Either Get Out Of Bed Or Else Take Your Clothes Off," He Said. "i'm Not In The Mood To Compromise.