I Shall Not Waste My Days In

The World Is Not Enough

It Was The Short Men That Caused All The Trouble In The World.

I Was Just On The Edge Of Getting Married, And I Was Frenzied At The Prospect Of This Great Step In My Life After Having Been A Bachelor For So Long. And I Really Wanted To Take My Mind Off Of The Agony, And So I Decided To Sit Down And Write A Book.

Smoking I Find The Most Ridiculous Of All The Varieties Of Human Behavior And Practically The Only One That Is Entirely Against Nature. Can You Imagine A Cow Or Any Animal Taking A Mouthful Of Smoldering Straw Then Breathing In The Smoke And Blowing It Out Through Its Nostrils?

Worry Is A Dividend Paid To Disaster Before It Is Due