I Seriously Doubt I Would Ever Have

My Mum Was Never Too Keen On Tv, So We Kids All Went To The Library And Got Books Out. Right From The Start, I Loved The Works Of Mark Twain. Every Time I Read About Tom Sawyer, I'd Go Out And Do Something Low-level Naughty, Just Like Him.

I Looked At Her And Tried To Speak, But All I Could Think About Was How Shocked She'd Be If I Said What I Was Thinking.

You Live Your Life Today, Not Tommorow, And Certainly Not Yesterday.

I'm Alone And Outgunned, Scared And Inexperienced, But I'm Right.

I've Sold Too Many Books To Get Good Reviews Anymore. There's A Lot Of Jealousy, Because [reviewers] Think They Can Write A Good Novel Or A Best-seller And Get Frustrated When They Can't. I've Learned To Despise Them.