I See You Looking At My Cookies,'

I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.

Aren't You Something," Grandma Said. "i Never Saw A Midget Up Close." "little Person," Briggs Said. "and I Never Saw Anyone As Old As You Up Close, Either.

Stephanie, I'm Begging You. Eat Some Doughnuts. I Can't Keep Going Like This." - Morelli

He [ranger] Stopped In Front Of My Parents' House, And We Both Looked To The Door. My Mother And My Grandmother Were Standing There, Watching Us. "i'm Not Sure I Feel Comfortable About The Way Your Grandma Looks At Me," Ranger Said. [stephanie] "she Wants To See You Naked." "i Wish You Hadn't Told Me That, Babe." "everyone I Know Wants To See You Naked." "and You?" "never Crossed My Mind." I Held My Breath When I Said It, And I Hoped God Wouldn't Stike Me Down Dead For Lying.