I See Dull People As Projects ...

I Think Trying To Be Cool Is The Worst Possible Ambition - And I Have Never Suffered From It.

And Roast Beef And Yorkshire Pudding Is My Personal Signature Dish.

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

I'm Easy To Work With, Not A Pushover, But I Respond To Criticism And Find It Inspiring.

If I Did Things For The Money, I'd Have Done Adverts In The 1980s, When I Was Hot Enough To Be Offered Them, And 'police Academy 6,' Which I Was Asked To Write.