I Say If You're Worried, Vote Smart.

I Don't Have Pet Peeves Like Some People. I Have Whole Kennels Of Irritation.

The Only Argument You Can Make Against Having Confederate Flag As Spectacularly Shown As It Is Around The South Is The Nazis. I Mean, It Would Be Like Having The Swastika Flag...

[on Writing To Alice Walker, Author Of The Color Purple:] I Told Her I Would Play A Venetian Blind, Dirt On The Floor, Anything.

Who Amongst Us Doesn't Want To Be A Hero?

What I Am Is A Humanist Before Anything - Before I'm A Jew, Before I'm Black, Before I'm A Woman. And My Beliefs Are For The Human Race - They Don't Exclude Anyone.