I Said I'd Be Honest, I Never

I Collect Stuffed Animals, And Toy Stores Make Me Happy.

I'm A John Denver Freak, And I Don't Give A Sh*t That He Looks Like A F***ing Turkey.

The Main Point For Me Is Moral; Animals Are Sentient Beings. I Know For Some This Is A Hard Argument To Accept, But We're Not Built To Eat A Lot Of Meat.

In School, I Learned About Artists And How They Were Free To Express Themselves. I Was Allergic To Conformity, And The Lifestyle Attracted Me. I Wanted To Express Myself In A Way That Slammed People Up Against The Wall.

Without Alcohol I'd Be Richer By Two Million Dollars That Went To Pay Lawyer's Fees.