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The Michigan Republican Primary Apparently Is Tighter Than Willie Nelson's Headband.

Foreign News Is Considered An Expletive. Thoughtfully Written Analysis Is Out, 'live Pops' Are In. 'action Jackson' Is The Cry. Hire Lookers, Not Writers. Do Powder Puff, Not Probing Interviews. Stay Away From Controversial Subjects. Kiss Ass, Move With The Mass, And For Heaven And Rating's Sake, Don't Make Anybody Mad- - Certainly Not Anybody You're Covering, And Especially Not The Mayor, The Governor, The Senator, The President Or The Vice-president Or Anybody In A Position Of Power. Make Nice, Not News.

The Republican Convention Opens In New York To Re-nominate George W. Bush And Showcase The Party's, Quote, 'moderate Side.' Will Voters Buy It?

If All Difficulties Were Known At The Outset Of A Long Journey, Most Of Us Would Never Start Out At All.

I Got Addicted. News, Particularly Daily News, Is More Addictive Than Crack Cocaine, More Addictive Than Heroin, More Addictive Than Cigarettes.