I Remember My Friend Johnny Von Neumann

Never Underestimate The Joy People Derive From Hearing Something They Already Know.

Whatever Nature Has In Store For Mankind, Unpleasant As It May Be, Men Must Accept, For Ignorance Is Never Better Than Knowledge.

I Remember My Friend Johnny Von Neumann Used To Say, 'with Four Parameters I Can Fit An Elephant And With Five I Can Make Him Wiggle His Trunk.'

When Asked What He Meant By A Miracle: Oh, Anything With A Probability Of Less Than 20%.

One Might Be Led To Question Whether The Scientists Acted Wisely In Presenting The Statesmen Of The World With This Appalling Problem. Actually There Was No Choice. Once Basic Knowledge Is Acquired, Any Attempt At Preventing Its Fruition Would Be As Futile As Hoping To Stop The Earth From Revolving Around The Sun.