I Remain Thankful To God For All

Sometimes, Comics Will Make The Observation That It's Not Jokes That Are Funny, It's Characters That Are Funny. And Isn't That True! That's Why I Always Kill Jokes. I'm Terrible At Them, Because I Get The Joke Right, But I Can't Get The Character Right, And It Just Goes Down Like A Lead Balloon.

Good Moods’re As Fragile As Eggs...bad Moods’re As Fragile As Bricks.

False Modesty Can Be Worse Than Arrogance.

Lunatics Are Writers Whose Works Write Them.

The Act Of Memory Is An Act Of Ghostwriting.