I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My

There Is No Dignity In Television.

The 'mythbusters' Crew, We Monitor The Discovery Boards, We Look For The New Ideas That Are Being Forwarded On Those Boards, And We Keep Track Of What's Going On, We Keep Updated.

The Explosions, Like The Urban Legends, Are A Great Way Of Bringing People In To Watch, Because It's Really Fun, And You Know We're Always Going To Give You A Satisfying Ending.

Growing Up In New York, I Was Sort Of Shocked When I Realized That My Children Are Californians. They Are 14 Years Old, And I Explain To Them Frequently That They Will Never Realize The Glory Of A Snow Day. You Wake Up And The World Says, 'oops, It's Too Much Fun To Go To School, You've Got To Stay Home And Deal With The Snow!'

I Am Now Standing In A Mixture Of Cooling Fluid, Gasoline, And Cola.