I Really Wish Mike And Joe Would

Alright...here's The Deal. What's Happening In This Piece Is Very Simple, Over Here On This Side...you See That There Is A Very Scared Little Kinda Guy Over There...wanna Know Why He's Scared? Because This Guy Over Here Is Trying To Eat Him.

Asking Someone To Describe What Something Sounds Like Is Like Telling A Blind Person To Guess What I Look Like.

There Was Another Time When Mike Was Really Foul Mood And We Had To Make A Pit Stop So He Could Use A Porta Potty. Mike Went To Use The Porta Potty And We Were Waiting Inside The Rv. It Was Joe’s Idea, But We All Got Out And Started To Rock The Thing Back And Forth. We Didn’t Mean To, But We Ended Up Tipping The Porta Potty Over While Mike Was In It! Then We Attacked Him With Air Freshener

When I'm Writing, I'm Constantly Thinking About Myself, Because It's The Only Experience I Have To Draw On. And I Don't See An Exact Reflection Of Myself In Every Face In The Audience, But I Know That My Songs Have Validity To Them, And That's Why The Fans Are There.

Touring For Two Years Is Excruciating.