I Really Love Eating, So I Love

I Love The Smell Of Diapers; I Even Like When They're Wet And You Smell Them All Warm Like A Baked Good. I Love The Smell Of Balmex. Love It.

After All, Computers Crash, People Die, Relationships Fall Apart. The Best We Can Do Is Breath And Reboot.

Most Of My Friends In New York Are Single Women Or Gay Men.

It Was Very Flattering When Manolo Blahnik Named A Shoe After Me.

I Write About Sex, Not Love. What Do I Know About Love?