I Really Like Umbrellas. It's Like, I

Hurt Tends To Drown Out Sorry.

I Try To Live Life So That I Can Live With Myself.

It's Just That I Learned A While Ago That The Best Way To Get People To Like You Is Not To Like Them Too Much.

I Didn't Want To Look At Them, So I Looked Away, And To Look Away Was To Look At Augustus.

So I Was Ugly. I Was Never Fat, Really, And I Never Wore Headgear Or Had Zits Or Anything. But I Was Ugly. I Don't Even Know How Ugly And Pretty Get Decided - Maybe There's Like A Secret Cabal Of Boys Who Meet In The Locker Room And Decide Who's Ugly And Who's Hot, Because As Far As I Can Remember, There Was No Such Thing As A Hot Fourth-grader. - Lindsey Lee Wells