I Really Have The American Dream Licked.

Mankind: A Quality Of Life Upgrade Is Available To Each And Every One Of You. It Should Give You A Quality Of Life Upgrade, Which Means No Drugs, No Alcohol, No Fast Food - Unless, Of Course, It's A Mallard.

If There Is One Thing I Am, It's Always Right.

Do You Want To Feel Good, Or Do You Want To Do Good?

Look What Venison Does To A Goofy Guitar Player From Detroit? I'm Going To Be 54 This Year And If I Had Any More Energy I'd Scare You.

War Is Good When Good Survives And Evil Is Crushed. If You Don't Crush Evil Then Evil Will Get You.