I Really Bridled When Parks And Rec

Really, All Religious Teachings Can Be Boiled Down To: “just Be Cool. Don’t Be An Asshole.

I Spent A Lot Of My Youth Working Outside In The Elements, And I Kind Of Revel In Defeating Tough Weather.

With All Of The Visual Distraction Constantly Inundating Us In The Form Of Our Devices And Screens, I Really Derive A Great Deal Of Pleasure From Watching The Sun Rise And Set, Admiring Clouds As They Change Shape Across The Sky, Watching Tree Leaves And Blossoms Undulate In The Breeze....these Treats Foment An Ocular-cleansing Refreshment To My Way Of Thinking.

I Have A Corn Creamer That I Love. It Extracts Pulp And Juice From Kernels, And I Simmer That Down Into A Creamed Corn That Has An Almost Mashed Potato-like Consistency. I Add Butter And Hit It With Chopped Fresh Chives At The End For An Accent Of Color.

Once You Have A Phd, Every Meeting You Go To Becomes A Doctor's Appointment.