I Read The Bible - Every Goddamn

The Test Of Success Is Not What You Do When You Are On Top. Success Is How High You Bounce When You Hit Bottom.

Never Draw A Gun On A Man Unless You Intend To Kill Him. And Believe Me, If You Do Intend To Kill Him He Will Already Know It. Then He Will Feel The Cold Breath Of The Tomb.

When I Want My Men To Remember Something Important, To Really Make It Stick, I Give It To Them Double Dirty. It May Not Sound Nice To Some Bunch Of Little Old Ladies At An Afternoon Tea Party, But It Helps My Soldiers To Remember. You Can't Run An Army Without Profanity; And It Has To Be Eloquent Profanity. An Army Without Profanity Couldn't Fight Its Way Out Of A Piss-soaked Paper Bag. As For The Types Of Comments I Make, Sometimes I Just, By God, Get Carried Away With My Own Eloquence.

Success Is Not Getting To The Top - But How You Bounce Up From The Bottom That Counts.

Never In History Has The Navy Landed An Army At The Planned Time And Place. But If You Land Us Anywhere Within 50 Miles Of Fedela And Within 1 Week Of D-day. I'll Go Ahead And Win.