I Read Poetry To Save Time.

Yes, There Was Something Special About Me, And I Knew What It Was. I Was The Kind Of Girl They Found Dead In A Hall Bedroom With An Empty Bottle Of Sleeping Pills In Her Hand.

If I'm A Star, Then The People Made Me A Star.

Girdles And Wire Stays Should Have Never Been Invented. No Man Wants To Hug A Padded Bird Cage.

The First Effect Marriage Had On Me Was To Increase My Lack Of Interest In Sex.... Actually Our Marriage Was A Sort Of Friendship With Sexual Privileges.

I'm Personally Opposed To A Deep Tan Because I Like To Feel Blond All Over.